oh god the rape fog is back!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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