Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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