I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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