Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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