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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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