Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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