now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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