The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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