yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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