you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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