dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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