I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize