I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Blow job season was short but glorious.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
