My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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