tonight lets celebrate not being married
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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