i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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