I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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