i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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