brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
farters have to be the big spoon...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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