would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i think i just lost a toe
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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