You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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