he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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