Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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