My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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