the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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