am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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