I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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