I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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