I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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