Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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