Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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