There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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