I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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