I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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