I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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