Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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