u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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