walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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