I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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