I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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