I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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