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His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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