How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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