I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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