you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
