Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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