Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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