You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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