Do vagina's smell?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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