Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Is it because I queefed?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you had me at cake vodka
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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