Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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