he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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