This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
