i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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