I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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