Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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